[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “Mary C. Waters’s “Optional Ethnicities”” Bottom text: “Side eyes St. Patrick’s Day festivities”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “tries to situate their whiteness in larger social contexts ” Bottom text: “ has to resist tendency to white-knight and speak over others”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “MALL TRIP” Bottom text: “SPEND MORE TIME STUDYING DEMOGRAPHICS THAN SHOPPING”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “READS BOURDIEU’S SYMBOLIC VIOLENCE THEORY” Bottom text: “CAN’T EXPLAIN ANYTHING WITHOUT REFERING TO SYMBOLIC VIOLENCE.”

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “SOCIOLOGY MAJOR’S KIDS DISPLAY PROCLIVITY TO TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES DESPITE NEUTRAL UPBRINING” Bottom text: “QUESTION LIFES PURPOSE”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “SEES HUNGER GAMES” Bottom text: “WALKS OUT WITH UNDERGRADUATE THESIS TOPIC”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “GET A NEW JOB EVERY 6 MONTHS” Bottom text: “REFLECTS ON THE FLEXIBILIZATION OF LABOR”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “GET A NEW JOB EVERY 6 MONTHS” Bottom text: “JUST TO COVERTLY STUDY A NEW INDUSTRY”]

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “FATHER SAYS ‘WHITE MEN HAVE IT HARDEST IN TODAY’S SOCIETY’” Bottom text: “DISOWN”]